I love you because you have great cleavage.

I love you because you are a great mother.

I love you because you are shockingly liberal and argue in facts and not emotion.

I love you because you can argue with emotion as well.

I love you because you laugh at fart jokes.

I love you because you laugh at just about everything I do. Even when I cut my finger so bad it needed stitches… Asshole.

I love you because you can turn just about any mundane activity in to a laugh-til-you-cry funfest.

I love you because you smell good, even when you just wake up.

I love you because you understand me when I mumble.

I love you because you’re hot.

I love you because you’re AWESOME!!!

I love you because you watch BSG with me.

I love you because you married me, sucker.

I love you because you miss me when I’m not with you and let me know it on facebook. (see, I was writing your V-Day poem)

I love you because you think I’m hot, and KNOW that I’m awesome.

I love you because you won’t let me forget how much you love me.

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